A family name, meaning man of the salt mountain in German. Usually people with that family name are made of awesomeness. respect those people, and maybe, just maybe some awesomeness will move to you, but dis-respect them, and feel the wrath of SALZBERGER!!!!
"Oh my god, i think some awesomeness transferred from ***** Salzberger to me! dude.... why are you missing a hand?", "I told ** Salzberger he was wrong"- God and Chuck Norris
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"