Sit on a Dick

v. A sexual position involving a male sitting criss-cross apple sauce, and someone sits on his erected penis.
np. The penis-related equivalent to "go to hell."

1: "Baby, wanna sit on a dick?" he said. He sits criss-crossed, and she says, "Yes please...💋❤️"

Sit on a Dick by Churros_XD acc2 July 7, 2024

Sit on a dick and spin 

Aka SOADAS; An insult equivalent to go fuck yourself. Often used to end an argument leave the person shocked and speechless. If used properly win everytime.

Person 1: Your so stupid! GO DIE IN A HOLE!!
Person 2: Go sit on a dick and spin 😏

Sit on a dick and spin by Lil_poopie June 10, 2018

Let Me Sit On Your Dick A Minute 

A phrase used when a girl would like the full attention of the guy she is talking too. Often the girl will actually sit on the guys lap and ask him the question.

Girl: Hey, I don't get this problem, let me sit on your dick a minute.

Let Me Sit On Your Dick A Minute by Tawney May 14, 2005