sit and shit

Where one quickly sits down to take a quick dump and then continues with normal life after a 3 minute or less crap

Guy 1: Man I need to take a crap

Guy 2: we are in such a rush just pull a sit and shit

by Wray man December 02, 2015

sit-n-shit

A synonym for toilet.

Do you mind if I use your sit-n-shit?

by the dirty liberal July 14, 2009

Sit 'n' Shit

The act of accidentally shitting on a closed toilet, spewing warm poops all over your bum, the seat, and the bathroom.

I was so embarrassed and filthy after taking a Sit 'n' Shit in my girlfriend's bathroom.

by Whinny the Poop July 03, 2010

Sit in the Shit

(a)When you know you're going into a area or situation were your person will receive a whole lot of verbal abuse.
(b)When you're going to party your brains out in some locale outside your city.

(i.e.-a)"I'm headed into to work to Sit in the Shit."
(i.e.-b)"For real Baby, I'm head to New York City to Sit in the Shit."

by Lgee December 24, 2008

you can just sit there, pissing and shitting yourself

An expression, commonly used in a negative way in order to tell someone to go fuck off. It can also be used in a "you know what?" kind of manor, as an exclamation or frustration. It has the added benefit of insulting how the recipient spends his free time, and is synonymous with "you just sit on your ass all day"

Bill: "Hey, you wanna hang out today?"

Jon: "Nah I'd rather just stay home and watch a movie."

Bill: "Fine then, you can just sit there, pissing and shitting yourself all day."

Fred: "Hey, we're gonna play some basketball, wanna come?"

Joe: "I just had a really bad break up, I'd rather be alone."

Fred: "Well you can just sit at home, pissing and shitting yourself while we have fun ya douche."

by jcer1 July 20, 2013

Sit, shit & split

When you have a last minute, unavoidable need to quickly poop, before dashing out somewhere important.

My lunch break is nearly over, but I need to sit, shit & split.

by Teuchtar73 December 18, 2019