Similar to daddy issues or mommy issues, instead of craving a motherly/fatherly relationship, you crave a sisterly relationship. You crave somebody who can teach you to do your hair, or gossip with, or make fun of, someone to guide/be guided by. You crave somebody to understand you in a way you never had. Such as relating to your emotions about your parents, or even just understanding your annoyance about something. More simply put: Craving emotional foundation the way siblings have, more specifically a sister.
Person 1: Y'know, I have brother issues.
Person 2: Really? Cause I have sister issues.
Person 1: I have a great therapist for you! They helped me out a lot.
Person 2: Really? Gee, thanks!
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.