Guareas: This image triggered my simulacrumidiosyncraticfamilieaphobia *shows image on phone*
Ehriekta: How the hell did you just say that????
Guareas: It's in the name, buddy.
Ehriekta: But your name doesn't mean anything :/ our writer is just too lazy to find uncommon normal names and got creative.
Guareas: Who's the editor?
Ehriekta: He has a blue switch keyboard you should be able to hear him from a mile away.

This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.