When a girl Simps over a guy, it’s pretty self explanatory. Duh. More specifically when a Virgin girl (not always though) overvalues a man and tries to please him. Not morally wrong since it happens the same way vice versa.
Taken from the popular J Grimes track off tik tok.
A girl that pathetically clambers after a chad male in the hopes of becoming his mistress.
Finally caught a simpleflips stream last night, he tried to get one star for an hour, then threw up on the floor, then fell asleep on stream great entertainer he is
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.