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The art of being a mega simp only to have your heart broken by female streamers and then almost drowning your friend with internet points
I logged into my computer the other night and went onto twitch only to be simphee'd. I then spent the rest of my night on discord
by Soviet Bobbo August 16, 2020
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Apr 20 Word of the Day
A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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