simpamiot

Someone who drives a Harley to local biker barks, wears leather jackets, and has a tattoo of their naked ex wife on their arm

The guy’s such a simpamiot he can’t fathom eating a salad

by your local dictionary December 26, 2023

simpamina

Simpamina is a slang term for an Italian Amphetamine used in recreation.

Hank: "Daphne who did you get your Simpamina from?"
Daphne :" My old Italian lover..... Dino"
Hank : "Ahhhh... the thirty year old that lives with his mother."

by Bookfinder May 25, 2016

Simpiotic Relationship

When a simp and a streamer have a mutually beneficial relationship

"I gave pokimane 10 tier 3 subs and she said my name twice!
"Sounds like a simpiotic relationship to me bro."

by SoSoSpartan June 13, 2020

Simpbiotic relationship

Is where two people simp for each other simp

Person 1: Jay and sally are total simps for each other.
Person 2: Yeah it’s a definitely a simpbiotic relationship.

by Kryptic Fallout February 13, 2020

Simpbiote

A person who manipulates people into demonstrating Simp like behavior. Often unable to survive if someone is not simping for them, as if they are a parasite.

Venom from “Venom” would be a perfect example of a simpbiote.

by TheGreatSleepyJester April 5, 2020

simpanite

A person whose existence is enough to make another person a simp.

Simp1: Bro, have you met Ashley?
Simp2: Yeah man! I’m logging in to urban dictionary to use her name and make the definition everything I worship about her! She is my simpanite!

by IzzyFresh January 12, 2021

Simpagot

A man who's desperate for a man
another name for simpagot is gay simp

Some guy: I feel really sad

Me: about who
Some guy: some popular guy everyone is starting to hate

Me: you're a simpagot

by Mildburner567 August 27, 2020