Simpamina is a slangterm for an Italian Amphetamine used in recreation.
Hank: "Daphne who did you get your Simpamina from?"
Daphne :" My old Italian lover..... Dino"
Hank : "Ahhhh... the thirty year old that lives with his mother."
A person who manipulates people into demonstrating Simp like behavior. Often unable to survive if someone is not simping for them, as if they are a parasite.
Simp1: Bro, have you met Ashley?
Simp2: Yeah man! I’m logging in to urban dictionary to use her name and make the definition everything I worship about her! She is my simpanite!