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simpamina 

Simpamina is a slang term for an Italian Amphetamine used in recreation.
Hank: "Daphne who did you get your Simpamina from?"
Daphne :" My old Italian lover..... Dino"
Hank : "Ahhhh... the thirty year old that lives with his mother."
simpamina by Bookfinder May 25, 2016

Simpiotic Relationship 

When a simp and a streamer have a mutually beneficial relationship
"I gave pokimane 10 tier 3 subs and she said my name twice!
"Sounds like a simpiotic relationship to me bro."

Simpbiotic relationship 

Is where two people simp for each other simp
Person 1: Jay and sally are total simps for each other.
Person 2: Yeah it’s a definitely a simpbiotic relationship.

Simpbiote 

A person who manipulates people into demonstrating Simp like behavior. Often unable to survive if someone is not simping for them, as if they are a parasite.
Venom from “Venom” would be a perfect example of a simpbiote.

simpanite 

A person whose existence is enough to make another person a simp.
Simp1: Bro, have you met Ashley?
Simp2: Yeah man! I’m logging in to urban dictionary to use her name and make the definition everything I worship about her! She is my simpanite!
simpanite by IzzyFresh January 12, 2021

Simpagot 

A man who's desperate for a man
another name for simpagot is gay simp
Some guy: I feel really sad

Me: about who
Some guy: some popular guy everyone is starting to hate

Me: you're a simpagot
Simpagot by Mildburner567 August 27, 2020