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simpamina 

Simpamina is a slang term for an Italian Amphetamine used in recreation.
Hank: "Daphne who did you get your Simpamina from?"
Daphne :" My old Italian lover..... Dino"
Hank : "Ahhhh... the thirty year old that lives with his mother."
simpamina by Bookfinder May 25, 2016

Simpiotic Relationship 

"I gave pokimane 10 tier 3 subs and she said my name twice!
"Sounds like a simpiotic relationship to me bro."

Simpbiotic relationship 

Is where two people simp for each other simp
Person 1: Jay and sally are total simps for each other.
Person 2: Yeah it’s a definitely a simpbiotic relationship.

Simpbiote 

A person who manipulates people into demonstrating Simp like behavior. Often unable to survive if someone is not simping for them, as if they are a parasite.
Venom from “Venom” would be a perfect example of a simpbiote.

simpanite 

A person whose existence is enough to make another person a simp.
Simp1: Bro, have you met Ashley?
Simp2: Yeah man! I’m logging in to urban dictionary to use her name and make the definition everything I worship about her! She is my simpanite!
simpanite by IzzyFresh January 12, 2021

Simpagot 

A man who's desperate for a man
another name for simpagot is gay simp
Some guy: I feel really sad

Me: about who
Some guy: some popular guy everyone is starting to hate

Me: you're a simpagot
Simpagot by Mildburner567 August 27, 2020
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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