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she is an amazing girl. a dancer but she can become super cranky and will slap you. AND IT WILL HURT. she's pretty and everyone likes her, but people don't know if she likes them back. she's loyal and dependable, though super innocent. her name is chinese and she has a sister.
did you see simai? yeah she's so funny and cute
lol simai slapped me
simaiiiii? what is it you barnacle
simai by hehehenamegiver June 9, 2019
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Simai • simaia • Simaism • Sima • Samaira • Simar • simantini • samai • samaiya • simant

FDS SIMÃO 

What you say in Portuguese when someone does shit. If translated literally it means something like "Fuck you Simon".
Simão was a famous Portuguese student of the renowned NOVA University of Lisbon that nobody ever understood how he managed to enter to such a reputed institution.

In the meanwhile, the expression has spread nationally and is now used in a wide range of contexts.
*Person 1*: "Dude, I missed all the classes in the last 3 months. Can I have your notes, please?"
*Person 2*: "FDS SIMÃO"
FDS SIMÃO by Jonhy126 October 17, 2018

shimaidon Futago

shimaidon is genre in which someone is able to get their way with two sisters. Futago means literally twins, Shimadidon futago it's Shimaidon with exclusive twins
Step-sister is bland, the real thing is shimaidon Futago. Two piece of meat from the cow
shimaidon Futago by Goliathz February 10, 2021
Sima is a great friend. She is a badass. she doesn't take other people's shit. At first, she can seem a bit intimidating but if you manage to see past that and become her friend she will protect you. She is athletic and has a reputation for beating up boys from her neighborhood. She has a dark sense of humor. She is a straight-A student. She loves blood. She is gorgeous but doesn't always feel like it. She is the friend you go to for relationship advice even though she hasn't been in a relationship. She has most likely stalked you. She loves the dark web and scamming scammers and loves hacking.

So basically she is a great friend but can be scary. She is smart and beutifull.
Sima is the type of friend i want.
Sima by Damnthatsme;) February 14, 2021

Simauraye 

A name used to describe an overly tall African American that may also be recognized as Titan. He has a tendency to be slow at times, however, is easily forgiving and catch up. He also spreads positivity among various people and is a great friend.
Damn Simauraye, I thought you would stop being a Titan by now.
Simauraye by farawaymusic October 13, 2016
A situation commonly found in pornography in which someone is able to get their way with two sisters.
Dude, the Olsen twins are my dream shimaidon
shimaidon by PavelBeschieru January 18, 2019
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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