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Simaia is beautiful. She is dark-skin. If you come st her the wrong way she will come back at you 10x harder, so don't get on her bad side. Don't talk about her if you don't want her to talk about you because she will put your personal buisness out there. But if you re on her good side you will be ok. If you don't tell her buisness she won't tell yours !! :)
Simaia dosent care who you are !!
simaia by Dcygbb April 17, 2017
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A Turkish Syrian girl who any guy could ever ask for, she’s smart, funny and easy to hang with. She has a good sense of humor and understands sarcasm well enough, somaia and the kitchen don’t go well. So if you ever get a chance to meet/date a somaia do it like she’s the only thing on earth. I bet you won’t regret knowing a somaia ever.
Somaia is like a sun, she shines bright but doesn’t get you burnt!
somaia by Ukanyt February 18, 2020
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Beautiful soul of a very determined male or female
Simbiat is a very beautiful person inside and out
simbiat by Simbiat March 16, 2017
Sumaias are beautiful. Nothing else to say.
You r such a Sumaia
You will never be a Sumaia
Sumaia by What's my name again March 22, 2018
Only female wizard in the novel "Traveling Tales of the Knights of Crackdon". Not a witch but a female wizard. a rare oddity in a good or magical way.
Dude, did you see that Simala? she stuck her whole fist in her mouth!
Simala by Grandor of Crackdon April 22, 2011
Simaya is smart funny mean when wanna be. Always littt. Active. She slays. 💕 She is a perfect package. she's kind she the shit. Confident don't care what nobody say ready to fight the perfect girll❤️👑
Simaya slays
simaya by Ohyuppp🖤 March 14, 2017

Shrewd simian 

Synonymous for saying someone is one hell of a smart monkey.
Ex 1:
John: Well I’ll be a monkey's uncle! Steve Jobs has made Apple more valuable than Microsoft on the market!

Justin: There's no doubt he's a shrewd simian.

Ex 2:
I just saved a lot of money by switching to GEICO! Call me pretentious, but this car owner feels like one shrewd simian!