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Simaia is beautiful. She is dark-skin. If you come st her the wrong way she will come back at you 10x harder, so don't get on her bad side. Don't talk about her if you don't want her to talk about you because she will put your personal buisness out there. But if you re on her good side you will be ok. If you don't tell her buisness she won't tell yours !! :)
Simaia dosent care who you are !!
simaia by Dcygbb April 17, 2017
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A Turkish Syrian girl who any guy could ever ask for, she’s smart, funny and easy to hang with. She has a good sense of humor and understands sarcasm well enough, somaia and the kitchen don’t go well. So if you ever get a chance to meet/date a somaia do it like she’s the only thing on earth. I bet you won’t regret knowing a somaia ever.
Somaia is like a sun, she shines bright but doesn’t get you burnt!
somaia by Ukanyt February 18, 2020
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simaia simian simpians Sumaia Semaías simarah samaiah Simai simalas Simara
Beautiful soul of a very determined male or female
Simbiat is a very beautiful person inside and out
simbiat by Simbiat March 16, 2017
Sumaias are beautiful. Nothing else to say.
You r such a Sumaia
You will never be a Sumaia
Sumaia by What's my name again March 22, 2018
Only female wizard in the novel "Traveling Tales of the Knights of Crackdon". Not a witch but a female wizard. a rare oddity in a good or magical way.
Dude, did you see that Simala? she stuck her whole fist in her mouth!
Simala by Grandor of Crackdon April 22, 2011
Simaya is smart funny mean when wanna be. Always littt. Active. She slays. 💕 She is a perfect package. she's kind she the shit. Confident don't care what nobody say ready to fight the perfect girll❤️👑
Simaya slays
simaya by Ohyuppp🖤 March 14, 2017

Shrewd simian 

Synonymous for saying someone is one hell of a smart monkey.
Ex 1:
John: Well I’ll be a monkey's uncle! Steve Jobs has made Apple more valuable than Microsoft on the market!

Justin: There's no doubt he's a shrewd simian.

Ex 2:
I just saved a lot of money by switching to GEICO! Call me pretentious, but this car owner feels like one shrewd simian!
Shrewd simian by ShrewdSimian June 4, 2010
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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