silly noodle 

Referring to an oblivious person
A dumbass

No I didn't kill your uncle you silly noodle.

silly noodle by dr. nitram June 12, 2016

Silly noodle time 

A period of time by which a person usually of adolescence ages is molested or sexually abused by an older (usually male) relative

Damn man my uncle came over for silly noodle time a few days ago and I haven't been able to sit down since

Silly noodle time by 1818551 June 27, 2023