silent wobby Share definition Flag When you sneakily jack off beside your significant other, and finish on them. Without them knowing. Last night my girl wanted to watch a movie instead of sex, so I just did a silent wobby while I was "getting a snack". silent wobby by XPumpkinKingx January 27, 2021 0 0 Get merch Get the silent wobby mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch