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Sidewars 

Gay. Known from the world of hobowars. Is when the East, South, and West sides war against each other. Complaining about not winning sidewars on the boards is not advised, and will often result in support from n00bs and flames.
n00b: he south side. Everyone attack people under your level. Stop losing. Don't sell sluts/rapes. Win your fights.

Other n00b: Because Most of the East Side Hobo's as of RIGHT NOW are at a Low Level, averaging at Levels 2 to 5, they are right there for the picking :)

Not n00b: Listen up, retard, and learn something before you make another retarded post about killing some other side, because the following statements are proven scientific facts:

NOBODY CARES ABOUT SIDEWARS. SIDEWARS IS GAY. I FUCKED YOUR MOM IN THE ASS

Now kindly shut the fuck up and GTFO of this board.
Sidewars by ƒlip July 1, 2008

I don't kick sideways; I kick forward. 

I don't kick sideways; I kick forward is a meaningless answer Nikki Haley used continuously when asked to differentiate herself from her former boss Donald Trump during her presidential announcement press junkets.

This statement has no meaning and is a complete evasion of questions that were directly asked. The next time my wife asks me which one of her friends in the most attractive I’m going to say:

“I don’t kick sideways; I kick forward”.

It almost sounds like you are glibly answering the question.

Almost.
This is how you use “ I don't kick sideways; I kick forward.” as a conversational tactic:

Wife: Which one of my friends do you find the most attractive.

Husband: I don’t kick sideways; I kick forward.

shove it sideways 

A rather rude retort; the insinuation being that the intended audience of this request shove an object of questionable safety & hygiene sideways up their bum.
Teacher to pupil: "Chloe, i hear you flapping your busy little gums back there. Since you're currently receiving a "D" in this class, i'd think you - OF ALL PEOPLE!- would pay attention".
Chloe to teacher: "Shove it sideways, ya old bag!"
Teacher: "Whaaaaa!!?!"
shove it sideways by wavyg July 17, 2014

Sidewards Taco 

Envision a taco full of horrific horse meat and mouldy salad. This terms pertains to the nastiest and most beat up of all vaginas out there, imagine a cross between Hitler's grandmothers corpse after it has been passed around a pack of hyenas and Tara Reid's snatch after a solid 4 hours of horse riding, minus the saddle. Safe to say the very entrance to hell is more welcoming a sight than a sidewards taco
David Cameron: Ohh bro I totally hooked up with Paris Hilton last night, but as I was going down to rainbow kiss her, I realised she had the worst sidewards taco ever and I had to bail!

Stalin: Bro that's weak man, why would you even think of going down on Paris?

sideways sloppy joe 

Stephen likes to eat Heather's sideways sloppy joe.

Sideways Sloppy-Joe 

Analogous to the vagina--may be used in the context of an extremely loose (sloppy) vagina.
With all the cock that girl swallows, it's no wonder she's got a sideways sloppy-joe.
Sideways Sloppy-Joe by Shane December 9, 2004

Sideways Gary 

Apparently this is what AmazingPhil is to homeless men in London.
Phil: *walks down ally past a homeless man and notices there is a dead end. Turns around and faces the homeless man sitting.

Man: SIDEWAYS GARY....

Phil: err.......*runs away* D:
Sideways Gary by atlbraves2461 October 6, 2010