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sidewalk rape 

Any instance where the sidewalk (or street, stairs, curb, etc.) has its way with you - usually just after attempting a trick. Sometimes the sidewalk rape occurs because of a clumsy move, but it's always better to blame the offense on trying to defy gravity than simply succumbing to it.
Whoa, man, Lexi tried a 720 but got sidewalk raped instead!
sidewalk rape by HockeyHead June 2, 2008
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