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Any instance where the sidewalk (or street, stairs, curb, etc.) has its way with you - usually just after attempting a trick. Sometimes the sidewalk rape occurs because of a clumsy move, but it's always better to blame the offense on trying to defy gravity than simply succumbing to it.
Whoa, man, Lexi tried a 720 but got sidewalk raped instead!
by HockeyHead May 30, 2008
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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