side vag

An alternate vag option. Some will have many side vages whilst others may have none.

Yo Tony, I'm tired of my primary vag, but I'm so throat deep in side vag I don't know which one to pound.

by Inbread December 15, 2009

side vag

a sideways vagina, most commonly found on asian prostitutes.

Back in Nam, I had sex with a girl, but she had a side vag!

by sara[h]lizzz July 11, 2006

Side Vag

Much like side boob. In essence, when a woman wear's, undergarments? That don't quite cover the meat pocket. Side vag, side boob, you get it right? Come on Sean. Get it together!

Holy moly! Did you see that side vag?! That dancer clearly needs to learn what commando is. Those shorts are side vag central!

by spikem0 August 5, 2022

Side Vagina

The floppy, slit-looking mush of skin a person has when he/she leans to the side, resulting in smashing all the meat/skin/fat together. Happens to most people unless they're supermodels.

Person 1: Dude, did you see Bobby's side vagina?

Person 2: Yeah, I wanted to put my penis into that lusty layer of skin.

by Aceywantsyoursoul June 23, 2012

The Side-Vagina

A large pocket of fat resembling roast beef that resides in close proximity to the vagina. This is located only on the female, occuring in 1 to 100,000,000 people. Some may experience chronic Flatulence, diarrhea, vomiting, and headaches. One major symptom that most experience is a large amount of photography.

I need to take a long shower to cleanse The side-vagina and to prevent further photography

by Whale Anus August 11, 2019

Verge side vagina

A vagina that is unwanted by others.

Has had all previous partners break up with her

She has been left by the last 5 boyfriends. She is probably crazy or has some verge side vagina. Approach with caution.

by Dr Casper August 19, 2021

Delivered on the Wrong Side of the Vagina

It's like waking up on the wrong side of the bed, except it's for life.

Bitchy Girl: Ugh. Can't sleep.
Clever Boy: Stroke yourself.
Bitchy Girl: Get a life.
Clever Boy: Done. Got it at Walmart.
Bitchy Girl: Awesome.
Clever Boy: Someeeeone got delivered on the wrong side of the vagina.
Bitchy Girl: How rude are you right now?
Clever Boy: Enough to be called rude. I guess that's obvious, though.

At this point I'd recommend a snack. Say, doritos. Or yogurt. Yogurt has the potential to be healthy and delicious at the same time.
Bitchy Girl: Honestly, fuck off.
Clever Boy: You should have your own show on MTV.

by TheDonald June 12, 2009