sichting 

someone relating to don vito. often know to have a fat dip in the mouth and hates punjabs typically named karanvir. Also usualll has the worst smelling breath in the world smelling like asshole.

Someone who is somewhat illiterate and has trouble reading and typing and talking....and lots of other literary malfunctions

"That dumb teaching is being a fucking sichting"

"Stop being sichting!"

sichting by billstien May 20, 2008

schting 

A "schting" or "schtinger" is an undesirable event, or the exclaimation made upon observation of said event.

"He got kicked in the crotch, it was a real schtinger."

or...

"She lost her phone"
"Schting!"

schting by Mysterious John March 9, 2005

Bigfoot Sighting 

A sexual act, where a woman is made to dress up like bigfoot, and then has sex on film. Also called a Sasquatch sighting.

"Hey, I downloaded a video of a hardcore bigfoot sighting last night."

Bigfoot Sighting by Mark May 6, 2005

elvis sighting 

To think you see somebody you know from afar.

"Maria! Maria" I called to the lady walking down the street. Ooop! My bad. Elvis sighting.

elvis sighting by yygsgsdrassill January 6, 2004

Corn Sighting

After eating a meal of corn on the cob, the next big dump you take is full of corn.

Man, I had a big 'ol ear of corn on the cob last night and this morning I had a corn sighting after my morning shit.

Corn Sighting by Cherise4U October 2, 2008

Clown sightings

When a clown comes to kill you in a dark place or in a lonely place

Bro I Think there's clown sightings over here

Clown sightings by awesomeness jokes November 11, 2016

UFO sighting 

When you are out fucking off at work, and the boss see's you.

U
Fucking
OFF

Sighted

There was a UFO sighting in the break room when Jody was supposed to be at their desk.

UFO sighting by Ken Gman March 5, 2008