Shwinkle

When a man or woman shits and tinkles at the same time
Man, I took a long shwinkle yesterday.
by Bill T. Johnson March 16, 2010
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shwinkle winkle

The shriveling of a penis due to cold temperatures.
I got shwinkle winkle after diving in the lake.
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