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SHUT MOUTH 

1. The most superior way to say shut up

2. The most aggressive way to say shut up
Payten: (blah blah blah crap and junk)
Carl: SHUT MOUTH
Payten: (contemplating if he should commit die )
SHUT MOUTH by Traffic Cone April 7, 2020
Words you can keep

shut mouth 

A very surreal way to say "shut up"
shut mouth by kevinwegmit November 4, 2020

shut mouth 

The best way to assert your dominance, you're too much of a badass to say "shut your mouth", or "shut up". shut mouth is a legendary term used by only the most epic of gamers.
nahh nahh shut mouth
- boi during an argument
shut mouth by shutmouth November 8, 2020

Shut thy mouth

When somebody is acting so fucking incredibly stupid that you must persist with “shut thy mouth”. Used commonly to “no u”.
Guy 1: wtf r u kid
Guy 2: shut thy mouth
Shut thy mouth by ChevyEquinox October 15, 2019

you need to mouth shut 

roblox language for shut your mouth
all of you need to mouth shut

shut your mouth 

1) Adj. Response when you are happy, but surprised or shocked by what was said.

2) Adj. Response to an insult. Often said by sassy african american women on Jerry Springer etc.
1) smarmy tv show host: you've just won a years supply of Snack Packs!
Fat guy: shut-your-mouth

2) Some chick: You stole my man? You dirty scank!
Sassy chick: You shut your mouth! He dont want you no more. MmmHmm (followed by clicking fingers from side to side)
shut your mouth by sweetheart21 March 4, 2007

Mother-Shut-Your-Mouth 

A way to say 'mother fucker' without being offensive and vulgar.
Suppose you're with your grandma at her usual bing spot. One of the elderly spills his drink all over your back. You yell "Mother-" but catch your felf and say "Mother-shut-your-mouth". You are now the sweetest person for not cursing.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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