he had heard about my skills from some friends. he leaned close to me and asked, “will you shurg me, please?

his tight hole? i wasn't sure if i could. yet the thing is, when i shurg someone, a couple of factors can actually allow it to happen. its not just about the tightness of their hole. the height of the person, the angle of their hole, and how flexible they are with their legs all influence how it goes. most importantly, their degree of relaxation is key - can they open up and take me, or are they fighting me, unyielding?

i was shurgging her as a crowd of naked people gathered to watch.

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak

Person 1 "How do you think of going to a Rock Concert this weekend?"
Person 2 "omg it's gon be lit"
Person 1 "Not if you keep Shurging."

Jon consumed a can of Monster, Red Bull, 5-hour energy, and cocaine all in one sitting. He started to shurg, convulsing wildly on the floor.

Veronica Corningstone: Mr. Burgundy, you have a *massive* erection.

Ron Burgundy: Oh, uh, it's the pleats... the pleats in the pants. It's an optical illusion. I was just about to take them back... to the pants store. Oh this is embarrassing.

(Ron Burgundy has a shurg in this scene)

"dude, your gf is the biggest shurg ever!"

"Son of a bitch, my Coke just shurged all over my lap!!"