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A girl who is a HUGE BITCH at times but you kinda have to love her...She can slap you in the face with her tits and she can also bitch you out like a black woman. She is pretty cool at times, i guess. She loves hummas and will go to anyones house and literally eat all their hummas inventory. But if she starts laughing she will be caught in action for stealing the hummas because her laugh can be heard around the world. She likes to make out with girls like Laura but girls like Marina are not her type. She also loves when people graze her big ol black booty. Anyways shes really cool and funny and you gotta love her!
Hummas Owner: OMG why is all my hummas gone again! I just purchased these!
Shurese: HAHAHHAHAHA
Hummas Owner: OMG IT WAS SHURESE I CAN HEAR HER LAUGH.

Laura: I'm an idiot and love shurese
Shurese: Shut up bitch and make out with me
by marina224 May 03, 2011
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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