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Shmooped 

When someone smokes a joint or blunt, becoming slothful having nothing better to do afterwards.

San Francisco slang.
Johnny: Man, I am shmooped!

Melvin: We have to go do something we’re hella lazy.

Johnny: Another round?

Melvin: Hell yeah. I’m not shmooped yet.
Shmooped by cousinfelipe August 8, 2019
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A comedic variant of 'shopped (i.e., photoshopped).

Arose from a conflation of two memes - namely, the "Shoop da whoop" and the "This looks shopped" memes. Possibly first used on 4-chan.
"This looks shooped. I can tell by some of the pixels and by shooping a few whoops in my time."
shooped by enoch roote November 29, 2007

shtoopid 

the level of being very very dumb, to the point of no one understanding how anyone can be that idiotic. may be confused with a crackhead but they are completely different.
how can someone be dumb enough to go out with him?
she wasn't just dumb she was shtoopid.
mhm fr tho
shtoopid by can i get a oh yeahhhhhhh February 17, 2020

schtooped 

To be fucked, either sexually or by being in a bad situation. Past tense of schtoop.
She got schtooped hardcore by her boyfriend on prom night.

I owe $1200 and I'm broke, I'm totally schtooped!
schtooped by Munster June 11, 2006

Shtooted 

When a individual is acting as if they where to be on drugs, but are clearly sober. So when someone is acting like a dumbfuck or even just being a small hint of a annoying, you can use the word Shtooted. It can hold hella wait or it can mean nothing at all and be a harmless joke. Very versatile.
Man your acting Shtooted as fuck right now B ಠ_ಠ
Shtooted by Dirtdockdemon January 11, 2022

shtoopid 

it meanz stupid...but it looks bettah if ya type it like dat :)
dang...ima so shtoopid!
shtoopid by JoSiE August 21, 2004
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