shroomy B

The nickname for mushroom shaped dick. In other words, the head is too big, and the shaft is too small making it look like a "shroom."

When Nicole hooked up with Frank the other night, she said he had a Shroomy B!

by shroomshroomshroom August 3, 2009

Shroomy Bastard

someone who uses odd words and phrases usually P.C. terms to disguise what they are doing

Jack: i'll just help you bend over here so i can ascertain the location of this ring so i can just slip it on
Guy: you're raping me! you Shroomy Bastard!

by h.legge October 5, 2011

Yogurt slinging shroom beast

Your floppy wang. Your meat dangle. Swinging manmeat.

"A fired a fat load from my yogurt slinging shroom beast on that filthy cunt's face."

by bTreezy October 17, 2006

shroom burp

When you burp after eating some shrooms and re-experience the nasty shroom taste again.

"Ohhh shroom burp it tastes like shit. Why do I have Nutella all over me?! gahhh!"

by Hahahaha whuddup February 23, 2014

Shroom Boom

Man grasps the base of his erection, squeezing, causing the tip of his penis to resemble a mushroom.

While watching the Oprah Winfrey show, i had a hankerin' for a Shroom Boom

by Koonjam and TheBigSmooth December 7, 2009

Shroom Boom Kaboom

(See Shroom Boom)

When a Shroom Boom goes wrong resulting in the "Shroom" to bleed and cum.

While Shroom Booming to Oprah, a Shroom Boom Kaboom shortly followed...

by Koonjam and TheBigSmooth December 7, 2009

shroom boom

A nuclear explosion or an atomic bomb, which makes a mushroom shaped cloud.

"I saw a documentary about shroom booms on the History channel the other day."

by Orly Wild October 16, 2008