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Shrek looked at you a glimmer in his eye sparkled as he touched you softly

Shrek please I want you inside me *moan*

Shrek puts you on his bed and slowly takes off your pants you can see his bulge through his pants almost cumming from the thought of him sticking his magnum dong in your tiny hole

Are you ready for me he whispers

Yes please fuck me Shrek

With lightning speed he takes his dick and rams it into you

*auaauagh* fuck me Shrek oh yes oooo *moan* fuck me more please oooooo fuck me it feels soooooo good

Shrek let’s out a Mighty roar and cums completely filling your ass up you cum with him you never have seen so much cum it’s like you were swimming in melted ice cream you close your eyes and go to sleep

THE END
Oh Shrek 6 it was such a Good movie
shrek 6 by Assclapituss February 4, 2020
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The Shrek sequel no one talks about :(
"Shrek 6 will be an amazing movie guys trust me"
Shrek 6 by theworldofurbanwords December 7, 2024
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on May 19, 2026