shrapnel shit
When one defecates and the excrement from his/her buttox comes out like shrapnel from a pinapple grenade.
shrapnel shit by poopertrooper300 June 22, 2005
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Shit Shrapnel
A high velocity, airborne, ejection of brown matter that is difficult or impossible to avoid. The result is soiled clothing and/or impregnated skin (particularly the face).
Fuck it... I was strimming the long grass in the back yard and the dogs have laid some hidden piles of crap that I did not see. I have hit a steaming pile and I have been hit by the resulting Shit Shrapnel. It is all over my t-shirt and my face looks like I have a thousand brown freckles. It fucking stinks and I think I may have got some in my mouth...
Shit Shrapnel by normanstanleyfletcher September 16, 2017
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