random half-stalk

The event of having a half errect penis for no particular reason.

Hey, did you hear? John was in Hardee's and got a random half-stalk.

by poopertrooper300 June 22, 2005

shrapnel shit

When one defecates and the excrement from his/her buttox comes out like shrapnel from a pinapple grenade.

He took a ass shrapnel shit

by poopertrooper300 June 22, 2005