shrapnel shit

When one defecates and the excrement from his/her buttox comes out like shrapnel from a pinapple grenade.
by poopertrooper300 June 09, 2005
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random half-stalk

The event of having a half errect penis for no particular reason.
Hey, did you hear? John was in Hardee's and got a random half-stalk.
by poopertrooper300 June 09, 2005
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