A awesome guy with a big penis usually 7-12 inches long. ladies love shpend. he is a total sex machine and is the best in bed. but he is usually really sweet. people with the name Shpend usually have a god given right to do whatever they want. Shpend is awesome.

Girl #1: hey i heard you had sex with Shpend, How was it?

Girl #2: it was the best experience of my life! He did the tongue tornado on me it was amazing.

Shpend by best man ever April 24, 2011

shpend

an awesome guy with amazing abs and a big penis about 7-12 inches. He is the sweetest guy ever wich is why girls love him. He is a total sex machine and an expert at the tongue tornado.

girl #1: omg is that shpend?

girl #2: yeah he is the best in bed!

shpend by awesome abs April 27, 2011

Shpenca

A description for someone that is almost the equivalent to a shut-in. He/she isn't interested in men/women at all. Their choice of activity is playing video games (preferably the Call of Duty series) for an extended period of time. They don't keep up with the way they look at all.

Emily: Where is Wence?

Steven: I don't know. I think hes just being a Shpenca.

Emily: Well that's too bad, I really wanted to see him.

Shpenca by BillWennet November 20, 2011

shpwn'd

The most exquisite word ever to grace the English dictionary, "shpwn'd" was created just this year in an ordinary classroom located in Washington. The students of this classroom are in such awe of this word that it even has its own special day (April 23) on which students all over the world write "SHPWN'D" on their hands and high-five others who do the same. Some even go so far as to create lovely shirts that celebrate this magical, mystical, supercalifragilisticexpialidocious word. One rule about it, however: those who know of the actual origin of the word are NOT allowed, under any circumstances, including under pain of death, to share the actual origin of the word.

"You've just been shpwn'd!"

shpwn'd by Member of the Shpwnd community April 24, 2010

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026