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Shpen 

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1)A male testical used in the reproduction process. See Penis/Dick/Cock

2)A word made up in the 8th grade Algebra class through Mrs. Dean's innability to hear. First meaning a pen that went shhh. Soon to become known through a different deffinition. (See 1)

shh-The noise you make when your telling somebody to shut up.

pen-A writing object in which ink is used.
Damn you've got a small shpen.

You like my shpen dont you!?
Shpen by The Muffin Man February 6, 2004
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Paedo Sheen 

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The moisture that appears on the brow of most kiddie fiddlers
Bob: are you positive that Barry touches kids.
Tom: For sure, there can be no doubt, look at the sweat on his brow, definite paedo Sheen
Paedo Sheen by Mrwicked77 May 9, 2020
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Shpend Shpeng Shpen Shpenca shpenguin Shpenis shpent sheen Sheening sheena

Wanker’s Sheen 

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When ones face is covered in a sweaty gloss caused by a long, massive masturbation session.

Commonly spotted on the faces of teenage boys after a Sunday spent trying to beat their record of eight tosses off in a day.
Have you seen Karl’s face today, it’s very red and shiny, he’s got a proper ‘wanker’s sheen’ on him, do you think he’s been tossing off all day?

Sheena 

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One of the most kindest people I know. She always is willing to help and asks for nothing in return. She is loving and caring who doesn't think she is pretty or even special, but she doesn't need to. She is beautiful inside and out.

Her negatives are really strengths and she can achieve anything she puts her mind to it. She makes her own mind and doesn't worry what other may say. She is someone to miss everyday and someone to hold for hours.

She is unique in so many ways, I wouldn't know what to do if I lost her. She has changed my life and changed me as a person. Spending time with her is the only thing I look forward too. She is Sheena and i am glad I am apart of her life.

"Age is just a number and that shouldn't decide what we deserve in life".
Sheena

Michael sheen 

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The most feral and chaotic man you will ever get the chance to meet. Don't let his cuteness deceive you, he literally peeled a onion with a potato peeler, what is more, chaotic than that? For some reason, he can be cute, hot, kind and chaotic all at once. He also plays Aziraphale, one of the ineffable husbands from Good Omens. Did I mention he is an amazing actor?

He is practically a Welsh Dragon. No, he IS the Welsh Dragon.
Guy 1: 'Look it's Michael Sheen!'
Guy 2: 'Isn't he related to Martin Sheen?'
Guy 1: "No of course not! Martin Sheen is American!"
Guy 2: 'Isn't Michael Sheen American?"
Guy 1: "He is Welsh, Goddamnit!"

gone sheen 

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When someone suffers from delusions of grandeur, believes they have jungle cat blood, DNA from a Greek god and special magical powers in bed, all whilst behaving as if they were totally invincible.
Tom: “Did you hear about Harry?”

Fred: “No man. What did he do now?”

Tom: “The dude’s totally gone sheen. Last week he was out partying like a rock star, trashing hotel rooms and sleeping with strippers.”
gone sheen by The Empress 4 May 2, 2011

Shen Xiaoting 

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The Unmatched Visual of the 4th Generation, The Goddess of Beauty; The Pride and Joy of C-Group.
Who is that girl?

That is Shen Xiaoting, the 4th Generation Unmatched Visual and Goddess of Beauty; she was, is and always will be the Pride and Joy of C-Group.
Shen Xiaoting by sxt_yongyuan October 28, 2021
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Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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SkyPesos 

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Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
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Quiche Peanemis

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Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
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Hate Draft

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1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
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jalopy 

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"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."
jalopy by watson November 20, 2002
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Utility beer 

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Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
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