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Shpen

1)A male testical used in the reproduction process. See Penis/Dick/Cock

2)A word made up in the 8th grade Algebra class through Mrs. Dean's innability to hear. First meaning a pen that went shhh. Soon to become known through a different deffinition. (See 1)

shh-The noise you make when your telling somebody to shut up.

pen-A writing object in which ink is used.
Damn you've got a small shpen.

You like my shpen dont you!?
by The Muffin Man February 6, 2004
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Paedo Sheen

The moisture that appears on the brow of most kiddie fiddlers
Bob: are you positive that Barry touches kids.
Tom: For sure, there can be no doubt, look at the sweat on his brow, definite paedo Sheen
by Mrwicked77 May 9, 2020
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Wanker’s Sheen

When ones face is covered in a sweaty gloss caused by a long, massive masturbation session.

Commonly spotted on the faces of teenage boys after a Sunday spent trying to beat their record of eight tosses off in a day.
Have you seen Karl’s face today, it’s very red and shiny, he’s got a proper ‘wanker’s sheen’ on him, do you think he’s been tossing off all day?
by Marty the Hat May 25, 2020
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Sheena

One of the most kindest people I know. She always is willing to help and asks for nothing in return. She is loving and caring who doesn't think she is pretty or even special, but she doesn't need to. She is beautiful inside and out.

Her negatives are really strengths and she can achieve anything she puts her mind to it. She makes her own mind and doesn't worry what other may say. She is someone to miss everyday and someone to hold for hours.

She is unique in so many ways, I wouldn't know what to do if I lost her. She has changed my life and changed me as a person. Spending time with her is the only thing I look forward too. She is Sheena and i am glad I am apart of her life.

"Age is just a number and that shouldn't decide what we deserve in life".
Sheena
by Your Meerkat Friend May 26, 2016
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Michael sheen

The most feral and chaotic man you will ever get the chance to meet. Don't let his cuteness deceive you, he literally peeled a onion with a potato peeler, what is more, chaotic than that? For some reason, he can be cute, hot, kind and chaotic all at once. He also plays Aziraphale, one of the ineffable husbands from Good Omens. Did I mention he is an amazing actor?

He is practically a Welsh Dragon. No, he IS the Welsh Dragon.
Guy 1: 'Look it's Michael Sheen!'
Guy 2: 'Isn't he related to Martin Sheen?'
Guy 1: "No of course not! Martin Sheen is American!"
Guy 2: 'Isn't Michael Sheen American?"
Guy 1: "He is Welsh, Goddamnit!"
by Sillyblueprints August 2, 2019
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gone sheen

When someone suffers from delusions of grandeur, believes they have jungle cat blood, DNA from a Greek god and special magical powers in bed, all whilst behaving as if they were totally invincible.
Tom: “Did you hear about Harry?”

Fred: “No man. What did he do now?”

Tom: “The dude’s totally gone sheen. Last week he was out partying like a rock star, trashing hotel rooms and sleeping with strippers.”
by The Empress 4 May 2, 2011
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Shen Xiaoting

The Unmatched Visual of the 4th Generation, The Goddess of Beauty; The Pride and Joy of C-Group.
Who is that girl?

That is Shen Xiaoting, the 4th Generation Unmatched Visual and Goddess of Beauty; she was, is and always will be the Pride and Joy of C-Group.
by sxt_yongyuan October 28, 2021
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