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show cock then block
When you send a dick pic to someone to assert dominance, then block them, to further assert dominance
Friend: that girl I've been talking to has been a real bitch lately.
You: just show cock then block dude. Works every time.
You: just show cock then block dude. Works every time.
show cock then block by KansaiDorito October 17, 2020
National show your cock to your best friend day
You have to show your best mate your cock, it could be comparing, or seeing whose is bigger, either way lads get those cocks out
National show your cock to your best friend day by Theamazinghumana February 13, 2022
Show me your cock day
Show me your cock day by cockday April 11, 2024
National show the homies your cock day
Wow john did u see carls cock! That shit was hot!
I am so glad its National show the homies your cock day!
I am so glad its National show the homies your cock day!
National show the homies your cock day by nowomenonlydudes May 18, 2022
showcock
A male who flaunts his erect penis to the annoyance of other males present. If you're about 14 and have a big cock for your age this is a good way to embarrass your classmates and make yourself feel even bigger. However, if you haven't grown out of this kind of behaviour by 18 then there's something wrong with you. You can go up to someone in the shower and say "hey, look at my big cock", or you can try to be subtle and get them to look by saying "hey, look at this bruise on my elbow" while pretending, implausibly, that you haven't even noticed that your cock is so hard that it's made your voice go husky. People who do this are probably not really gay, but they have to get used to being called it. Ways of dealing with a showcock include: 1. Pretend you haven't noticed. 2. Laugh at him. 3. Force him to back off by thrusting at him with your own giant erection. 4. If you think he's more scared of looking gay than you are then you could kneel down and pretend you're about to fellate him, but this is risky as you'll probably get cockslapped and if the teacher happens to walk past and glance in at this moment it can be very embarrassing for everyone involved, even bystanders. Note that a true showcock flaunts a fully erect penis, not a semi pretending to be flaccid, and he does it to males, not females, and he does it to fuck with them metaphorically, not literally. This is not a way to win friends and influence people.
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026