showcock

A male who flaunts his erect penis to the annoyance of other males present. If you're about 14 and have a big cock for your age this is a good way to embarrass your classmates and make yourself feel even bigger. However, if you haven't grown out of this kind of behaviour by 18 then there's something wrong with you. You can go up to someone in the shower and say "hey, look at my big cock", or you can try to be subtle and get them to look by saying "hey, look at this bruise on my elbow" while pretending, implausibly, that you haven't even noticed that your cock is so hard that it's made your voice go husky. People who do this are probably not really gay, but they have to get used to being called it. Ways of dealing with a showcock include: 1. Pretend you haven't noticed. 2. Laugh at him. 3. Force him to back off by thrusting at him with your own giant erection. 4. If you think he's more scared of looking gay than you are then you could kneel down and pretend you're about to fellate him, but this is risky as you'll probably get cockslapped and if the teacher happens to walk past and glance in at this moment it can be very embarrassing for everyone involved, even bystanders. Note that a true showcock flaunts a fully erect penis, not a semi pretending to be flaccid, and he does it to males, not females, and he does it to fuck with them metaphorically, not literally. This is not a way to win friends and influence people.

Fuck off, you fucking showcock.

Miles is the worst showcock. He even gets his cock out during break.

Girl: You're not exactly shy.
Boy: Yeah, well, I used to be a bit of a showcock.
Girl: What's that?
Boy: You don't want to know. I mean ... nothing, really.

by showcock January 15, 2011

show cock then block

When you send a dick pic to someone to assert dominance, then block them, to further assert dominance

Friend: that girl I've been talking to has been a real bitch lately.
You: just show cock then block dude. Works every time.

by KansaiDorito October 17, 2020

show-cock

male arm candy, usually used only to parade about and possibly have sex with later, if he doesn't ruin it by talking too much.

also:
the male version of a trophy wife.

i told grey i'd find her a show-cock for her upcoming event.

by moscow ok June 15, 2009

slowcock

A person that usually understands something 5 minutes after every one else. Or a person that consistently holds people up by foot, car or any other form of transportation.

Laura is a right slowcock, she had trouble understanding the joke so laughed three times....once pretending she got the joke, twice at the joke and a third at herself not getting the joke at first.

Laura was slowcocking on the country lane driving the other motorists up the wall!

by Big d 82 October 13, 2017

snowcocking

When the victim of parking-spot theft builds a large penis out of snow (aka snow penis) behind the culprit's car, effectively snowing in the thief's car . . . with a healthy dose of embarrassment.

If you want to take a homework break, we're snowcocking that obnoxious spot-stealer's VW around midnight.

by snowcockingtonight March 21, 2011

himalayan snowcock

The Himalayan snowcock (Tetraogallus himalayensis) is a snowcock in the pheasant family Phasianidae found across the Himalayan ranges and parts of the adjoining Pamir range of Asia.

It's a bird, dumbass. Ca-caw or however the fuck they sound like.

The Himalayan snowcock is a large grey partridge-like bird, 55–74 cm (22–29 in) in length and weighing 2–3.1 kg (4.4–6.8 lb). AY YO IS THAT THE FUCKING GRIM REAPER?!?!?!?!

by octopusgardenbruh May 4, 2025