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shoulder job 

When a man and 2 women are having sex, the man stands up and with his penis dangling freely. The two women stand side by side with his penis in the middle. Then one woman places her left shoulder on the penis, while the other puts her right shoulder. Then they move back and fourth in a synchronized manor, rubbing the penis.
Dude, yesterday these two girls from work gave me the most dope shoulder job ever, of all time.
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Shoulderjob

A grooming technique used by men on emotionally volatile women who are in need of attention, love, care, and someone to listen to their problems and concerns – basically – lending a shoulder to lean on today thus aligning themselves with the possibility of a much more intimate relationship in future.
The girl whom I shoulderjobed years back got in touch with me recently and we had a nice time together. He treated shoulderjob as an investment, as he spent hours listening to her sorrows.
Shoulderjob by nonrealist November 4, 2019