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shoulder butt 

Typically a characteristic of the obese, shoulder butt occurs when the Upper Back fat just below the neck and between the shoulders are squeezed together to form a buttcrack. This is not an active Anal fissure, it is merely cosmetic. Though practical storage of some long thinner cylindrical items could be theoretically possible.
When attending the County Fair, always be sure to wear a Backless shirt with only string ties on the lower back, for maximum shoulder butt tanning.

Upon arriving at the movie theater, Clara pulled out the snickers bar that was concealed in her shoulder butt.
shoulder butt by FilthySteve June 2, 2019
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Bone-in Fresh Shoulder Butt

An absolute buttocks of a being. A bupkus, bucket of chum, dense ass on a lesser than fresh pair of shoulders.
You're a real bone-in fresh shoulder butt, ya know that!?

Hey, shoulder butt!!! FUCK YOU!!!

Bone-in Fresh Shoulder Butt

An absolute buttocks of a being. A bupkus, bucket of chum, dense ass on a lesser than fresh pair of shoulders. A gnarled lump of roadkill dead weight waste of space.
You're a real bone-in fresh shoulder butt, ya know that?
Hey!! Shoulder Butt! FUCK YOU!!
"What's with Jimmy? He's being a real bone in fresh shoulder butt, he's gotta lose the attitude."

butt plugs and shoulder shrugs 

insane band straight outta the stamford ska/screamo underground

also see
jesus christ and the moses humpers
the fuck me harders
butt plugs and shoulder shrugs are so underground they dont even know there in the band!

butt on (one's) shoulders 

1) the difficult and awkward bodily position wherein one's gluteus maximi are situated above one's trapezoids

2) a less vulgar and more socially acceptable synonym for "head up (one's) ass"
"I'm not inclined to continue this conversation until I hear that distinctive popping sound that will indicate to me that you've successfully removed your butt from your shoulders!"….

"Yeah, they've all got their butts on their shoulders down there at Bridgeport!"…