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shortsighted

1. dim-witted/dum/etc.
2. with bad distance vision: unable to see clearly objects that are far away.
1. "Anonymous is so shortsighted."
2. "Anonymous is so shortsighted."
shortsighted by boingat January 16, 2005

Shoot on sight

To use a firearm on something or someone that is either dangerous or an individual to watch out for.
Gangster 1: You see this man? If you see him, Shoot on sight. No exceptions or moral dilemmas.
Gangster 2: Got it boss.
Shoot on sight by Baconator8071 September 21, 2022

Shortlight

When you are crossing at a traffic light pedestrian crossing with an island in the middle of the crossing, upon reaching the island the crossing indicator turns red.

Past tense: Shortlighted
Present tense: Shortlighting
Future tense: Shortlight
Past tense: Sorry i was late for work, i got shortlighted at Spencer street.
Present tense:Goddammit, it shortlighting again.
Future tense: Careful, that thing might shortlight you
Shortlight by mirage_joker May 13, 2011

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026