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Short eyes

Old school prison slang for a child molester. Term entered the public lexicon in the late 1970s when Miguel Piñero adapted his play Short Eyes into a movie with the same title that became a cult classic and had a popular soundtrack album performed by Curtis Mayfield, including the hit single Do Do Wap Is Strong In Here. The movie is about a pedophile, or "short eyes", who gets tortured and ultimately killed by his fellow inmates after they find out what he's in jail for.

However, the term is rarely used these days. More common current terms for child molesters in prison are chomo and skinner.
Let's shank short eyes in the showers...
Short eyes by Datch Guy March 28, 2022

short eyes

a pedophile, or one who is jailed for child molestation
It's dangerous to be labeled Short Eyes in prison.
short eyes by A. Scott Falk November 10, 2005

short eyes

a prison incarcerated for child moslestion.
"don't associate with him cuz his got short eyes"
short eyes by x July 27, 2003

short eyes

prison jargon for porno material
"I'll trade you my P&J for your short eyes."
short eyes by ella enchanted May 11, 2006

Short eyes

A bigot /one who believes those of races unlike their own are less than or unequal. One who holds racial biases towards others.
The Nazi Party was full of "Short Eyes".
Short eyes by Mr Dc April 29, 2014

Short-eyes 

The minute a short-eyes hits the shower in the Federal Hotel, he starts getting a taste of his own medicine.
Short-eyes by Blackwolf Morrow October 1, 2005

Ol' Short Eyes 

President Biden. A derivation of "Ol Blue Eyes" nickname for Frank Sinatra, but given an appropriate description given the Joe Biden's predilection for pedophilia.
Don't ever let your young daughter stand by Ol' Short Eyes for a picture if she ever visits the White House!
Ol' Short Eyes by Cuivre2004 July 7, 2022
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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