shorn

Well manicured, tightly shaven or trimmed.

Seeing her shorn pussy he had no other choice but to dive in and feast upon the spoils!

by Matthew Love July 26, 2018

shorn

Intercoursed in the anus with a corn husk

"No! I don't wanna get shorn!"

by lcmpg December 9, 2008

Shorn

When everything just feels off or indifferent, or sometimes the opposite. It depends on the situation.

"Man, I wish things are like they were before."
"Yeah, ever since the leader got fed up over some minor things, everything just changed."
"He's kind of a SHORN"
"Indeed"

by Intorbital Fertel February 13, 2021

Shorn

You haven’t shared something, you’ve shorn it.

It’s shared but different.

I just told you something I’ve never shorn with anyone

by Randomwords.com April 6, 2024

Shorn

It’s shared but different.

You haven’t shared something, you’ve shorn it.

I told you something I have never shorn with anyone

by Randomwords.com April 6, 2024

shorn't

"should but won't"

It's from The Office, season 4, episode 10.

Michael: That would be bad.
Andy: OK.
Kevin: Nice.
Andy: ...So help us out.
Michael: Wish I could, but I can't. Well can, but won't. Should, maybe, but shorn't.
Kevin: Michael, please he--
Michael: What part of shorn't don't you understand, Kevin?

by codyjoe February 11, 2009

Shorn Dog

A bald, hairless, completely shaved cock and balls.

Rachel loves my shorn dog. She can’t get enough.

Getting a little overgrown down there. Time for a shorn dog.

by Eaton Holgoode February 16, 2018