shore patrol 

A way to say "most certainly" without sounding stupid!

You are SHORE PATROL allowed to make calls to me, and you know it!

shore patrol by Jim9821 August 1, 2005

Snore Patrol 

Snore Patrol is a term coined by the site www.mysnoreworld.com that represents a person or group of people who take action against/wakes up/makes fun of/holds a grudge against/is passively aggressive toward/hates/dislikes/calls out/discriminates against people who snore.

Jenny was on Snore Patrol tonight... she held my nose until I couldn't breathe and woke up gasping for breath.

Andy snores so damned loud I need to get Snore Patrol in our dorm. I haven't slept since orientation!

Snore Patrol by Snore Patrol July 19, 2012