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Goobie snoobert 

A really silly person.

Someone who's brain is as big as a walnut :).
This person smells like majestic mushrooms.
You're such a goobie snoobert
A shoober is a heckin cute doggo that typically sports thick white fluff and a smile that goes on for days. A slang term for a shoober is “Samoyed”.
Wow, that’s one good shoober doin a loud bork!
Shoober by LetosMadre December 31, 2017

Scoobert 

Scoobert 'Scooby' Doo's real fucking FIRST name -- His last name is just 'Doo'.
Let's feed *Scoobert Doo* some Scooby Snacks because they're called Scooby Snacks not 'Scoobert Snacks'
Scoobert by Cpt_ZappBrannigan January 20, 2014

shootertard 

A person whose overplaying of first person shooter video games has significantly reduced their capacity for video games that require thinking.
Good role-playing games are a dying breed because of all the shootertards.
shootertard by BunnySlayer August 7, 2009

Scoobert doo 

The real name of Scooby doo.
Very posh
Call him Scoobert not Scooby
Someone: I love Scooby doo
Intellectuals: Who? I only know Scoobert Doo
Scoobert doo by brianjune November 9, 2019

scoobert doobert 

The retarded long lost brother of Scooby Doo, he spends his nights at the local Chinese restaurant hitting on old gals.
"Man that guy last night was a big Scoobert Doobert"
scoobert doobert by Turtletits51 March 22, 2016
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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