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shonkles 

The way shiney things sparkle when moving, ie; shonkling.
Look how the water shonkles where the sun touches it.

Her dress shonkled with each step as she went up to receive her award.
shonkles by Missy Elliot November 7, 2005

ira shandles

A man who is right and wrong at the same time but he always turns out to be the greatest dad ever
Dude Ira Shandles is the bomb
ira shandles by Flockey Jackson April 12, 2014
Slang for Shizzle. For Sure, or Cool.
Dude, for shundles.

Or

Her1: That dress is so pretty.
Her2: For shundles, i got it blah blah..
Shundles by For Shundles! January 4, 2010

shonkles my gonkles 

it basically means: fucks me up (but without the swear)
now that really shonkles my gonkles
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026