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shompoo

Shompoo is a beautiful, creative and amazing person. They're often very shy but when you get to know them they can become the most crazy person you've ever known! (In a good way of course) Shompoo's are very unique and its not often you get to meet one. But if you do, you're the luckiest person on earth.
1. Shompoo is an angel
2. Shompoo got some mad skills
by Old razzledazzle December 11, 2016
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Fairy Of Shampoo

A fairy of shampoo is a person who would make you no longer feel lonely just by seeing them. Even if you’re with your sad heart, they make it disappear far away.
Person A: Who’s your fairy of shampoo?
Person B: Soobin<3
by odisbiggestfan June 12, 2022
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Shampoo a buffalo

When a dude has not had intercourse in so long that when he does his sperm will be equall to the amount needed to shampoo a buffalo!
When we get back from this road trip i gotsta have some sex! I got enough backed up to shampoo a buffalo!
by Drowning clown November 21, 2015
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Fairy of shampoo

A fairy of shampoo isn’t actually a fairy.She’s someone almost none of you can reach physically.If you try to reach her,just like a bubble made of shampoo she will pop and eventually vanish in the cold void.People sometimes describe her as “the ideal person” but it still doesn’t affect the fact that she is a fairy of shampoo…
•She’s my fairy of shampoo.From now on I will only love her
by _yours_ November 20, 2021
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kiwi shampoo

A "kiwi shampoo" / "kiwi shampoos" is cop-slang for kicking a criminals' head in. Police have to wear shine-able shoes as part of their uniforms, and Kiwi is a popular brand of shoe polish, as well as being a popular scent for hair products . It was made more prominent by the TNT drama "Southland" using the term on several occasions.
The perp hit officer Valazquez in the head with the beer bottle he threw, so he decided to give him a good old Kiwi Shampoo before shoving him in the back of the patrol car.
by yaboymd March 7, 2017
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Wood Shampoo

Being beaten by a wooden baton.
Billy got a nice dose of wood shampoo from the police.
by Paladin. October 24, 2011
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The Shampoo Killer

Somebody who pisses into bottles of shampoo, thus ruining them.
John Grass uranated into bottles of shampoo (thus converting them into shampee) at the Juneau Receiving Home in the very early-1980s, and subsequently earned the nickname "The Shampoo Killer".
by Telephony October 21, 2010
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