Shimmo

A Shimmo is a dominant person who has the ability to switch into SHIMMO mode whenever he pleases. A Shimmo has many skills which includes his divine basketball skills, he can sink shots from anywhere and is always a threat. A Shimmo is also good at looking over your shoulders and making you feel uncomfortable. If you ever see a Shimmo you are in the presence of true greatness

"Dude, I think there is a Shimmo near by I feel very intimidated right now..."

by justimagine...justsittingthere May 6, 2019

drunk shimoda

Any character or actor in a show or movie that does something which unintentionally draw attention or causes the viewer to laugh. The drunk shimoda is often a minor character or extra.

The term comes from a Star Trek review podcast and is an award given out at the end of each episode.

So Ben have you found any drunk shimodas?

My drunk shimoda goes to...

by Criticalstink June 4, 2017

Shitmont County

A sinful ghetto hood county in Cincinnati Ohio that's full of delusional meth heads, pot head fanatics, unruly braindead peasant buffoons that smoke and vape, drug addicts, drunk alcoholic driver thugs that drive with heroin, and has the worst schools and stupidest rules ever.

Person moving out of the area: Man I can't wait to get out of hellmont county It's such a sinful place now these days.
Random person: Yea Shitmont County sucks live anywhere but that ghetto hood.

by OnlineTrollMaster April 13, 2022

Shizmonkeys

Shizmonkeys became popular around the year 2000 in the Connecticut area.

Shizmonkeys is a common word in substitute of words such as crap and shit. Often used when something goes wrong or something that was not planned for. Shizmonkeys can also be used when a person is surprised and has either extreme satisfaction, or is scared.

1. Oh shizmonkeys! I spilled the milk all over my lap!

2. Shizmonkeys! I can't believe I lost the game!

3. Shizmonkeys! I actually won the lottery!

4. Shizmonkeys! I didn't see you there and you scared me half to death.

by Conor the urban god July 27, 2009

Shimmage

To Edit/Photoshop/Airbrush a photo

Zoe: "Hey, did you see that photo I tagged of you from last night?"
Rebecca: "Yeah, it sucked"
Zoe: "What, didn't you like it?"
Rebecca: "No, I had to shimmage that bad boy"

by LaRocque August 4, 2010

Chimmy Shimmy

The clenched butt cheek walk/run one finds themselves making to reach the nearest toilet before raining a gush of explosive diarrhea in their pants after eating too many chimichangas (or even one funky one).

Got drunk last night and ate 3 chimichangas. Seemed smart at the time, but woke up this morning with the Chimmy Shimmy. Damn near crapped myself!

by Odiggz August 17, 2014

SHIMMER Women's Athletes

An all female professional wrestling company in the US. Owned by ROH Commentator Dave Prazak, and is a sister company of ROH. Does women wrestling better than WWE and TNA. There is not very many women in SHIMMER that can't wrestle, whereas in the WWE, you have mostly bikini models with no formal wrestling training whatsoever, and never had to work the indies to get contracts, and only got contracts based on their looks, with the exception of a few like Nattie Neidhart, and Beth Phoenix.

Steve: You going to watch the WWE women's match tonight, it's Maria vs. Eve Torres.

Scott: I rather have sex with your obese mom than watch two women who have NO TALENT wrestle. I'm going to watch real women wrestlers like Sara Del Ray and Cheerleader Melissa on SHIMMER Women's Athletes.

by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus July 8, 2009