a beautiful substitute teacher in a school in the uk - slang. a childlike mince pie of a man with stunning PEERZARC paragraph skills and trumpet-playing skills.
Most commonly says “ummm”.
Despite being specialised in English, cannot write for the life of him
A bad writing idea commonly referred to as “sholtan”
Roadman name: sholtzz2trappy
Set 8 student: *if I can improve Sholto’s work that’s a new low*
Sholto: *ummm…*
The act of stopping just prior to climax during sex and blasting sugar babes on the Bluetooth speaker so loud that the vibrations make your partner orgasm
I honestly thought he wasn’t going to pull out, but then he hit me with a dirty sholto
Earl Shilton is home of the drug dealers and where the word STD'S began. Most of the girls have got a BTEC level 1 hair and beauty from the underachieving college William Bradford. All earl shilton is full with is hair dressers or takeaways. If you don't want to get stabbed then I advise you to stay away from hollow park, this park is full of fuck boys and chavs.
Person 1: Where do you getweed from?
Person 2: Go to Earl Shilton
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.