A Solomon is a complicated person with a hard upbringing, and yet are one of the most amazing humans to rome the earth. They’re witty, funny, straight up honest, stupid crazy, and are genuinely a good soul. If you ever get to meet a Solomon be very greatful, in some way or another they always seem to impact your life once they are in it. They’re just beautiful like that.
A hilarious boy who knows just what to say to make you laugh, and can carry on a conversation for years. A Solomon is very wise and smart, without even trying to be. A Solomon can cheer you up in a second if you are sad, by making a joke or saying something sweet. A Solomon is also very athletic and tall, and could be very attractive.
Girl 1: hey who's that guy over there?
Girl 2: that's Solomon! He's hilarious!
Girl 1: he's super cute too!
A really laughable, funny guy who could become friends with anyone in the world and have an enormous conversation on any topic. He's usually more popular among girls than boys. He can be extremely silly but also serious as crap. He's really defensive of himself or others if he finds it fit and will challenge anyone, any age, to a verbal debate.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!