Shoked

(sh-OAK-ed) adj., The feeling of being surprised in a good way; of being shocked and stoked at the same time.

I'm shoked! I can't believe I won these Kiss tickets!

by Jason Watts April 22, 2009

shoked

shocked but sNazZily

pronounced: sock-ed, yes as in sock

wow. when i saw that atrocity i was SHOKED. luckily i remained snazzy as ever

by the snazzy linguist November 25, 2018

shoked

shocked but sNazZily

pronounced: sock-ed, yes as in sock

wow. when i saw that atrocity i was SHOKED. but luckily i remained snazzy as ever

by the snazzy linguist November 25, 2018

Shoked

When something is fucked up, destroyed, or disgusting

Bro that Girl is so Shoked

Damn bruh you need a new pair of shoes those things are Shoked

Bro those waves are so Shoked

by AutisticBoi3074 March 11, 2025

Shoked

SH-(OAK)-ED
When something is disgusting/broken/beat up/or fucked up

Damn Bruh the girl is so shoked

Damn that set of waves is shoked

dude you need a new pair of shoes those things are shoked

by AutisticBoi3074 March 11, 2025

OBJECTS THAT I'VE SHOVED UP MY ARSE

Bruno Powroznik's proudest work

Bruno Powroznik: OBJECTS THAT I'VE SHOVED UP MY ARSE

VIBRATORS

DILDOS

PENS

PENCILS

COINS

PEBBLES

BROOMSTICK HANDLE

FISHING ROD HANDLE

UMBRELLA HANDLE

TOOTHBRUSH HANDLE

HOCKEY STICK HANDLE

FINGERS

SMALL GLASS JAR

TEST TUBE

SCREWDRIVER HANDLE

STIFF COCKS

CIGAR

BANANA

by Nutz666 November 8, 2019

frook shoken

A state of paralysis that occurs in the left brain of a heterosexual male upon his first visual encounter with BTS' Park Jimin. It is caused by a combination of shock, awe, and general confusion, and can last up to 9 hours. Symptoms include staring and/or rapid blinking, repetitions of the word "how" and a slackness of jaw which may result in drool. It is simply known as the Jimin Effect when it happens to straight females and homosexual males, but the added layer of confusion resulting in left brain paralysis is what makes Frook Shoken specific to the straight male subset. Snapping out of it will inevitably result in the victim asking "wtf just happened" but it is best if you wait a few hours to let his system recover before exposing him to Jimin again. Just tell him you'll explain later.

'My boyfriend came in while I was watching the Blood, Sweat, and Tears MV and he was frook shoken for four hours, so we missed the movie.'

by LowkeyARMY December 14, 2017