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The means of transportation you employ when walking somewhere.
"I've been taking the shoelace express to work ever since that bitch wrecked my car."
by Sean February 16, 2005
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a metaphorical railroad that you would 'board' to let your friends know that you're walking.
"All aboard the shoelace express!"

Danny: Are you taking your car?
Sarah: No, battery's dead. Looks like it's the shoelace express for me.
by swheatlady February 15, 2009
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To walk home after a night of partying while being in a state of intoxication.
Instead of going aboard the drunk drivers shuttle, they decided to take the Shoelace express.
by chipmunk 314 August 12, 2011
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