shoe size

euphemistic term for penis length

What's his shoe size?
9 wide!

shoe size by Roody September 7, 2005

shoe size

the size of your shoe cut in half =
the size of your dick
its not always accurate but usually is..

ok if your shoe size is 12

ur dick is 6 in. long

shoe size by kevizles January 19, 2008

shoe size

Someone who acts childish or immature. Most guys shoe size is around 9-12, so it is used when someone is acting of that age.

Greg: "yo did you hit that last night."
Mark: "Nah, that bitch was my fuckin shoe size."
Greg: "damn"

shoe size by signature January 14, 2008

Shoe Size

A way to indirectly ask a male the size of thier penis.

John: Hey, Tim, what's your shoe size?
Max: 10 1/2. Why?
John: Oh.. no reason.... >_>

Max is really saying his penis is 10 1/2 inches

Shoe Size by fthmdg April 25, 2006

Shoe size

when a guy has a big dick

Wow, he's a shoe size of 10!

Shoe size by im a man bitches. August 25, 2018

Shoe size

Big feet boys have big *eggplants*!!

person 1: what’s your shoe size?
person 2: 12.5
person 1: oh that mean your *eggplants* is big
person 2: yeah how did you know?

Shoe size by SUCKMATOIES November 24, 2021

shoe size 4 

It's a term intended to make men insecure, or target a man's insecurities. It has no real meaning, but tends to offend people regardless.

"You seem like the type of person to have a shoe size 4. No offense."

shoe size 4 by dumpsterbby November 19, 2021