shoe sex 

Erotic: an act or fantasy based around shoes and/or feet. Typically practised by males, involving all aspects of shoes, such as smell, shape or size. Can include domination and/or submissiveness, wearing of the idolized shoes or playing with them in an erotic way.

"Man, my wife has the sexyist black high-heal pointy shoes. Just sniffing them drives me wild for shoe sex!"

shoe sex by zero_ryoko October 9, 2006

Sex Addict Shoe Fanatic 

When a person loves shoes just as much as they Love sex,A person who can do without sex if they have shoes or visa versa,When Sex and Shoes Play a big part in your life,A persone who has alot of shoes and a lot of sex

U had sex 4 times today and brought 3 pairs of shoes,your such a sex addict shoe fanatic

Sex Addict Shoe Fanatic by jizzlemane March 31, 2009

Sex Addict Shoe Fanatic 

High heeled hoes in NYC craving more peep toes and even more penis. Everyone wants to be them.

Carrie Bradshaw from Sex and the City.

"I was just your avaerage girl in NYC, looking for love and maybe some new shoes... but the minute Eduardo sold me those chrome Manolo's and boned me after his second shift at FootLocker, I became a sex addict shoe fanatic.

Sex Addict Shoe Fanatic by \][po July 20, 2009

shoesex 

Using worn-out shoes for sexual pleasure.

Placing of penis into shoe while masturbating. Ejaculating into a shoe while sniffing another during shoesex.

shoesex by Kookie Nookie June 29, 2007

Shoesexual 

When one is attracted/aroused by ones shoes.

Jack is shoesexual... he said my shoes are cute

Shoesexual by ILiKeEmYoUnG October 12, 2018

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019