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shoe sex 

Erotic: an act or fantasy based around shoes and/or feet. Typically practised by males, involving all aspects of shoes, such as smell, shape or size. Can include domination and/or submissiveness, wearing of the idolized shoes or playing with them in an erotic way.
"Man, my wife has the sexyist black high-heal pointy shoes. Just sniffing them drives me wild for shoe sex!"
shoe sex by zero_ryoko October 9, 2006
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Sex Addict Shoe Fanatic 

When a person loves shoes just as much as they Love sex,A person who can do without sex if they have shoes or visa versa,When Sex and Shoes Play a big part in your life,A persone who has alot of shoes and a lot of sex
U had sex 4 times today and brought 3 pairs of shoes,your such a sex addict shoe fanatic

Sex Addict Shoe Fanatic 

High heeled hoes in NYC craving more peep toes and even more penis. Everyone wants to be them.
Carrie Bradshaw from Sex and the City.

"I was just your avaerage girl in NYC, looking for love and maybe some new shoes... but the minute Eduardo sold me those chrome Manolo's and boned me after his second shift at FootLocker, I became a sex addict shoe fanatic.
Using worn-out shoes for sexual pleasure.
Placing of penis into shoe while masturbating. Ejaculating into a shoe while sniffing another during shoesex.
shoesex by Kookie Nookie June 29, 2007

Shoesexual 

When one is attracted/aroused by ones shoes.
Jack is shoesexual... he said my shoes are cute
Shoesexual by ILiKeEmYoUnG October 12, 2018

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026