shoe face

one who's face is so terribly distorted that it is referred to as something you would shove feet into.

There is a shoe face in every biology class. And she wears funny pants.

by mellers and jackers November 9, 2005

shoe face

a person who is so ugly they can only be compared to a shoe

"Man, that girls got a hot body, but uuggh, what a shoe face!"

by Toronto Socialites July 28, 2008

Shoe faced

The act of being so insanely drunk that you vomit in a pair of shoes, rarely your own.

Trey was barefoot the rest of Halloween night because Lauren was shoe faced!

Lauren shoe faced all in my Sperrys.

Lauren, why do my Chucks smell like vomit? You are shoe faced!

by tweedledeeandfriends August 14, 2013

Shoe Face

A weak insult to someone wearing blue jeans.

Hey Shoe Face! Your jeans are blue, and your face looks like a shoe!

by heylookitsbla July 25, 2018