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shoe face 

a person who is so ugly they can only be compared to a shoe
"Man, that girls got a hot body, but uuggh, what a shoe face!"
shoe face by Toronto Socialites July 28, 2008

Shoe Face 

A weak insult to someone wearing blue jeans.
Hey Shoe Face! Your jeans are blue, and your face looks like a shoe!
Shoe Face by heylookitsbla July 25, 2018

Shoe faced

The act of being so insanely drunk that you vomit in a pair of shoes, rarely your own.
Trey was barefoot the rest of Halloween night because Lauren was shoe faced!

Lauren shoe faced all in my Sperrys.

Lauren, why do my Chucks smell like vomit? You are shoe faced!
Shoe faced by tweedledeeandfriends August 14, 2013

shoeface 

verb - to tie a shoe to someones face using the laces, so their nose is in the shoe. Preferably done after the shoe has been worn for a long period of exercise. Can often make the person being shoefaced vomit.This works great if the vomit goes into the shoe.
1.Duncan lost the card game, so he got shoefaced.
2.If you don't stop prodding me, I'm going to shoeface you.
3.I'm sorry, i can't come into work today, because me and the boys are shoefacing Duncan.
shoeface by Weeedy April 22, 2007

shoeface 

a dog which constantly picks up human shoes to express its devotion to its owner
Sparky - Stop being such a shoeface and give me back my loafer.
shoeface by dogman22 February 27, 2009

Shoeface Kid 

A sample of footage or dialogue used in a motion picture trailer, which inadvertently makes the film look undesirable.
"That shot where the kid got kicked in the balls by the elephant--man, that was such a shoeface kid."

Originates from the trailer for Dragonball: Evolution, in which a teenager kicks his opponent in the face, and a freeze-frame close-up of his shoe connecting with the other's face is shown.
Shoeface Kid by Zibraltar January 23, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
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