shnub

an old dried up person

you cant have sex, your such a shnub

go away; snub!

ewwww you became a shnub, haha you cant get pregnant now.

by chris nnalson May 5, 2008

shnub

an abnormally large vulva that makes it look like she has a dick.

Lindsey has a waddling shnub!

by Sad Ham April 24, 2005

shnub

shnub is not limited by a definition. shnub is a verb. shnub is a noun. shnub is a feeling. you'll know one when you see it, and you'll feel it when it is your time.

"UGHHHHH im so sick of all those friggin SHNUBSSSSS"

"UGHHHHHHHH im so SHNUBBBYYY today "*eye roll*

by freakylilshnub machine January 22, 2025

Shlube

Shlube is a game in which two competitors take one shoe (preferably a sandal) off, hold it in their hand, and try to disarm the shoe from the opponent.

Hey Kovs, care to Shlube?

by Kovs13 August 17, 2011

Shmuble

Mix between a mumble and a shout.
Incomprehensible human English.

When a retard is shouting but it still sounds like a mumble because you can't understand what he's saying.

Shmuble: These two gentlemen are literally shmubling at this point.

by Blaze1639 June 7, 2016

Shnuggle

To Shnuggle, the art of a truly perfect hug. cute, and warm. or If one of the shnuggled is cold, the shnuggle warms up that person.

eg. I cant wait for thom to get here, i want to shnuggle with him

by EleKsis May 17, 2006

shmuble

when a retard is shouting, but it still sounds like a mumble, because you can't understand what he is saying

he was talking in a shmuble while arguing with his dad

by GreenTeaTheMeme June 13, 2016