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Verb: To take one drag off of a cigarette. And only one drag.
“Hey, could I bum a smoke or split one with you?”
“Sorry man, this is my last one.”
“Could you settle for a shnuble?”
“Yeah, not a problem”
Shnuble by defseph January 8, 2019
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Mix between a mumble and a shout.
Incomprehensible human English.

When a retard is shouting but it still sounds like a mumble because you can't understand what he's saying.
Shmuble: These two gentlemen are literally shmubling at this point.
Shmuble by Blaze1639 June 7, 2016
when a retard is shouting, but it still sounds like a mumble, because you can't understand what he is saying
he was talking in a shmuble while arguing with his dad
shmuble by GreenTeaTheMeme June 13, 2016

shnobleglorf 

a person who, at random times, expresses extreme idiocy
my math teacher messed up on the problem, he is such a shnobleglorf
shnobleglorf by catmandueman January 12, 2010
When a stupid person is shouting and mumbling at the same time when we don't understand what he is saying.
McJuggerNuggets shmubles when he kills his dad.
shmuble by AyyWifi June 23, 2016

Pineapple Shnobler 

When you and a friend are sitting on a bed and a naked 427 pound Korean woman walks into the room with pineapples taped to her thighs and commences a lap dance on both of you at the same time
Me and Nawty got a pineapple shnobler this weekend from Mrs. Lin next door.
Pineapple Shnobler by NawtyDeath August 10, 2012
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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