Mix between a mumble and a shout.
Incomprehensible human English.

When a retard is shouting but it still sounds like a mumble because you can't understand what he's saying.

Shmuble: These two gentlemen are literally shmubling at this point.

Shmuble by Blaze1639 June 7, 2016

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shmuble

when a retard is shouting, but it still sounds like a mumble, because you can't understand what he is saying

he was talking in a shmuble while arguing with his dad

shmuble by GreenTeaTheMeme June 13, 2016

shnobleglorf

a person who, at random times, expresses extreme idiocy

my math teacher messed up on the problem, he is such a shnobleglorf

shnobleglorf by catmandueman January 12, 2010

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shmuble

When a stupid person is shouting and mumbling at the same time when we don't understand what he is saying.

McJuggerNuggets shmubles when he kills his dad.

shmuble by AyyWifi June 23, 2016

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Pineapple Shnobler

When you and a friend are sitting on a bed and a naked 427 pound Korean woman walks into the room with pineapples taped to her thighs and commences a lap dance on both of you at the same time

Me and Nawty got a pineapple shnobler this weekend from Mrs. Lin next door.

Pineapple Shnobler by NawtyDeath August 10, 2012

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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