shmugmped

A girl with such a schmatted bootylonker that it hangs out of her pants

Mark: hey that girl is shmugmped
John: damn that shit is hanging out her pants

by Jimoty August 25, 2022

shmugmped

When a girl has such a schmatted booty that it jiggles when she walks

Mark: that girl is shmugmped
John: yeah that shit is jiggling like a guinea pig having a seizure

by Jimoty August 25, 2022

shrumped

Flaccid from overuse. Shriveled and semi-erect penis, typically due to too much sex.

We fucked like six times last night, until my dick was shrumped. Then I kicked the bitch out.

by richard vendor October 22, 2012

Shlumped

Extremely tired; exhausted, pooped. Sleepy.

Dude, I just worked a 12 hour shift, I'm shlumped.

by Roscoeschickennwaffles December 31, 2014

shlumped

when you get so fucked up that you become the physical embodiment of snorlax.

“Man you should have seen Carlos last week man, he was straight shlumped!”

by yuhboi February 29, 2020

Shlumped

When someone falls asleep or passes out during a social event or in a public area.

"Have you seen James recently?" "Ya, he's shlumped on the couch over there."

by Devenk80 November 3, 2019

shlumped

When you smoke a lot of tree and when you're coming down you feel hella tired, sometimes kinda shitty but also you'll just wanna sleep. Personally I feel more shlumped after i have a good head high like from good bong rips or woods.

"Wow, im feeling pretty shlupmed from smoking earlier."
"Gonna take a nap I'm hella shlumped"

by lonelystona June 18, 2018